(This is awesome. Just saying…)
So you know that Bohemian Rhapsody parody I was working on a while back? Here is is :D There are a couple of mistakes, so I’ll probably rerecord it at some point when it’s not 3 in the morning.
LYRICS
Is this the shire?
Or is this just Mordor?
Caught by a spider
No escape from this silk cacoon
open my eyes
look up past Shelob and see
There goes that Samwise
He stole the Ring and Sting
Because I’ve been stung by Shelob
And I look quite deceased
Doesn’t matter what I do
He thinks I’m already dead
Oh shit.
Bilbo
This really sucks
Why did I take your Ring?
And simply walk into Mordor?
Bilbo
I was quite content
And now I will get eaten by Shelob
Bilbo
What the hell
Didn’t sign up for this shit
If I don’t make it back home to the shire
I will be so ticked
I never will forgive you.Too late here come the orcs
Think Sam just realized I’m not really dead at all
Goodbye everybody
They’ve captured me
Bout to be dragged away by Uruk-hai
Bilbo
what the hell
I don’t wanna die
I wish I’d never left the shire at all
(guitar solo)
I see a little silhouetto of a Sam
climbing up, climbing up, climbing up the ladder
thunderbolts and lightening
frightening all the orcs!
“Mister Frodo? Mister Frodo!
“Mister Frodo? Mister Frodo!
“Mister Frodo, where are you?”
Here comes Saaaaaaam!
I’m just a hobbit nobody loves me
(he’s just a hobbit from a well-off family)
Spare me this life from this goddamn Ring
Easy come, easy go
will they let me go?
“By Sauron noooooo! We will not let him go!” “Let him go!”
“By Sauron we will not let him go!” “Let him go!”
“Will not let him go!” “Let him go!”
“Never let him go!” Now let me gooooooo
No no no no no no no
“Oh Uruk-hai, oh Uruk-hai, oh Uruk-hai let him go!”
Lord Sauron has a Ring Wraith set aside for meee, for meeeee, for meeeeeeeeeeee!
(guitar solo)
So you think you can save me and steal my Ring?!
So you think you can help me and share the load?!
Oh Samwise, can’t do this to me Samwise,
Just gotta destroy, just gotta destroy the One Ring, yeah.
(guitar solo)
Nothing really matters, I’ve destroyed the Ring.
I’m glad to be with you
At the end of all things, Samwiiiiiiiiiise….
(Look here come the eagles!)
(Source: the-seagull-wife-of-nat)
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This actually is quite awesome. Here’s my thought process while listening: • As it beings: • “This really sucks. Why did...
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